free $2 prize... no frills way!!

haha...
this is not a joke!

SERIOUSLY,
free $2 up for grabs!
but its not from me... its from the internet.

I'VE TRIED- ITS SAFE

only if....
u must have a maplesea acc.
then u change ur password through asiasoft passport.
then u get 2000 maple points! (worth SGD2)

SEE- its simple!

ps. 2k cash can buy wad?

party?

hmmm...
since 6f end year party is cancelled...
how bout a new year countdown party instead??

interested ppl pls comment and i will see how..
and if ure a moron who dunno the date,
the party is on 31st december two o o eight (most likely at evening)

orang utans--- they FLIRT too

its slightly bttr than the "fruitful" couple in 6f...

bright, sunny saturday midday...
two orangutans on the top of a treehouse...
one is lying down, the other is next to it.
one gave food to another.

LOL

but jason proudly says that he's bttr than 'em
ps- he doesnt like "apple". he loves it. (not eating...)

finally... something in life i really gotta hav is here

its the PSP!

muahahahahahahahahahha!
yay and cheers!

ps. merry xmas in advance...
psps. for those ppl who haven't have a psp, try gettin' it in xmas

Beverly Hills Chihuahua (chee-WOW-wa)

this latest doggy movie by walt disney pics is a very good one...

theres this spoilt dog, Chloe, and its owner's irresponsible niece, Rachel.

one day, chloe's owner had an urgent business trip to sydney (from Beverly hills) and she couldnt let chloe go. instead, she lets rachel take care of chloe...

they h8 each other vry much at first.

and theres this other chihuahua, whom i 4got his name but its brown in color, who realli likes chloe but chloe, well- doesnt like him. but he still tries his best to flirt her, instead other chihuahuas love him...

one day rachel got a surprise call from her frens to go to Mexico wif them for holiday...

chloe has to tag along, and she wandered out of the hotel. so ITE (in the end) a dogfight criminal captured her.

which made her land into a dogfight. fortun8ly, all the dogs escaped and chloe tagged along wif an expolice dog to somewhere safe. Unfortun8ly, the DF criminal saw an EXPENSIVE diamond necklace on chloe's neck and he wanted it BADLY.

so they chase her, and rachel and fren was finding her too.

ITE they landed (the dogs) in a sacred aztec chihuahua palace where the CHH kept each other together.

then the DF criminals found chloe, so as rachel. sadly, rachel had a policeman tagged along and as u noe... the bad guys lost.

ITE they lived happily eva after where the movie had 2 bgr- one human, one dog.

by Walt Disney Pictures. rated G. rating 3/5. 87mins

Madagascar- escape 2 Africa

review:



this is the sequel to the first movie years ago. but it has an Earlier introduction...


Aleki the lion was born in Africa, and one day his dad and his EVIL uncle battled each other, his dad won and he told Aleki how to fight.


surprisingly, Aleki got kidnapped by hunters and his dad went on a wild goose chase after em. sadly, Aleki (who is safe in a crate) fell off to the sea, and floated to NYC. the zoo ppl found him, and raised him...



As Alex the "butterfy dance" lion.


and then they show the quick review of the first movie, how they escaped the zoo and got hit by Nana the old lady (bad kitty!)



so the movie continues in Madagascar, where the 4 animals, 4penguins and the 2 racoons(?) went onto a plane....



and they crash landed on africa,
where they found their "place to be"
and then they explored it wif some fights and running
and got a MASS BGR.
in the end, they all lived happily ever after...
in NYC or somewhere?



*you got to move it move it* damn nice...
starring Will.I.Am

by Dreamworks (animation) SKG. reviewed by ME (t3ddY). rating:3/5. G. 89mins.

pee ass al ee (im not being sick- juz spelling)

b4 that teddy wans to say: PIRATE JOB HERE LIAO I GOT 1 PIRATE ACC!

ok now the psle thing...20nov thursday 2008

11.30am
tick tock tick tock
more than half of the cohort come liao....

11.40am
tick ticktttttick
miss kwek says results will be outta @ 12noon...
everybody say walao huh zzz...

11.58am
tttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk
sense of stress and anticipation arrives in the hall.........

12noon
teachers arrive through the side gates wif boxes.
boxes of slips.
slips of results.
results of psle2008.
evrybody panicked

12.01pm
presentation starts...
mrs cheong did a speech which made us destressed.
evryone did well.
!yay!

12.06pm
top5 EM3 pupils go on stg...
and leave....
and ms kwek announced top12 psle scorers

12.07pm
master went on stg estatically

1pm
end.

hall of fame
287- top- nanyang pri sch pupil

271- sch top- shin min
260- 4th- the couple
jason n yijia
257 master (10th) yay
yujie 249 screaming like hell wif glee

teddy got A*

teddy on hoilday

me goin to australia soon........ 3 places 10 days!!!
haha... too bad i am not going to theme parks.

but in malaysia, i am!
me going to Sunway Lagoon, together wif my DARING grandmother.
she can ride the rollercoasters without hesitation!
whoa...

comic confidential CHRISTMAS special part2

"can teddy build snowman?" teddy asked. sure, i said.

2hours l8r...

ring! ring!
- hello?
=hi jason, umm why its snowing?
- oh yijia! i also dunno why
=hmmm...
- are u free later?
=why?
- i dunno, wanna go out?
=yay sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ming hsuan then flung two more snowballs at jason.
"hah! u missed!"

MH felt kinda angry. he bit jason's....
well u might not wanna noe...

lalala... teddy builty snowy...
~
uhoh. *gulp*

the sky was different in color- icy or something like that..
TBC

Keep Moving Forward

"just let go of the past, and keep moving forward." Lewis Robinson (disney's Meet the Robinsons)

the PSLE results are coming soon. VERY SOOOOOOONNNN!
thursday, 20th nov if u r an ass who doesnt noe yet.
BEst of luck to all of u. (lets all go to dunman high 2gether)

but the thing is, even if, only if, u did not get ur desired results, dun cry.
just let go of the past, keep moving forward, and who noes? u might be making BIG money!

so teddy wanna say: good luck all....

comic confidential CHRISTMAS special- part1

love. politics.

"snowing in s'pore??!!! wth!"

"eh? this is truly amazing yet mysterious... its F lah!"
"haha.... 2 snowballs below ur neck! he shoots, he SCORES!"

jason's face turned santa-red. with his angry hands, he reached the ground...

"double point agn as he scores at below his stomach!"

WHAM!
minghsuan was buried in snow, thx to an abandoned bulldozer next to jason.

"serves u rite, pervert..." jason sniggers, walking away.

"master, how come snowing in s'pore- wth!?" teddy cried agn...
i, the author, confronted him to be optimistic and look on the bright side- it's snowing!

=====THE STRAITS TIMES, Monday 17th November 2008=====

snowing all over the world- scientists suspect ice age2...

"ah, who reads the newspapers, it's the HOLIDAYS!" yijia exclaimed merrily as she flung THE STRAITS TIMES copy aimlessly...
CrAsHHH!

"oops..." she whispered...
$Money come aunty$ yelled "xiao ji bai! who threw this crap paper at my window? see lah! i nid use more $money$ to buy new window leh..."

to be continued....
pls leave ur comment bout this new and exclusive special story

disclaimer---
pls do not copy anything in the story- including the language.
names used are of fiction works. we do not mean to torture u if ur name is mentioned.

season's greetings 1

parties---

the 6f gathering 2/ xmas party
@ 24thDecember in somewhere jason decides...
bring gifts or no entry allowed
(gee jason, im helping u earn...)

that's all teddy noe.

btw, 090909 party @ sarah's house---
here's wad she say
"yay then my parents will be so proud of me when all the boys turn up..."

da Party

...............................................................

1st of all, master is not that sad that sarah min wasnt there. at least he didnt embarass himself if he proposed like jason. ah, she was rebonding her (somehow retarded) hair. NO OFFENCE.

ok where was me? ya e party...

3pm. whah... evrybody arrived and dumped their bags at the wrong place

3:30pm. the pirated screening of The Pacifier. (and from hudson's view in the class blog...) BGR.

jason was hugging yijia like they are 21 yrs old. (and if u looked in the picture, jason's hand is not disappeared. its juz.... behind yijia)

somewhere after 3:30pm. adhi's greediness got the better of.... who?

nvm. he blasted 7up onto the floor and my mum had to clean it up. (well, evelyn helped) then, hudson.... slipped and fell. ouch. at least he was ok.

4pm. the tour (and the guard) drizzling, we all stl went for a walk. at the playground, the insane security guard(who has nth bttr to do) was eyeing on us. then, we headed to the basement (all because of taehoon and yujie) which well, led us to play boys vs girls catching. running slowly i was, yijia chasing me behind.... i headed to my block lobby and BEEP i scanned the keycard. opened the door, slamming it shut imediately after that. yijia was slightly pissed. but, i went up to get my bicycle key, and hudson and alan were stl up there. together, we went down the lift back to the basement. uhoh. the guard was scolding the rest.

so, we headed back up to the park NOT MAKING ANYTHING HELL-ISH and the guard scolded us agn. "hey, why u comehere... u nvr book blah blah blahblahblah...... all those insane stuff" he even told me to cycle at my house. ignoring him, we moved on. at the 2 exercise stations, he scolded us agn. taeheun then went to complain. :)

5pm. part2 of The Pacifier. and also part2 of the hugging. my mom saw it.... o and earlier, the pizza arrived but became gone 10mins l8r.

6pm. 2 ppl needed to leave. GROUP FOTO time! then, the proposal.....

10mins but still no "i do". bored, i turned on the tv. Phineas and Ferb- dude, we're gettin' the band back together FINALE- love handel playing a love song. NEAT! juz in time for the proposal. jason bent down and said nth. flashing lights appeared. i for one did not want to take that pic. ferb shouted (in the tv) "why are u standing there? KISS HER!" sadly, jason did not.

7pm. more ppl leaving. but, some still went down to swim... when yijia went down for a stroll, jason tried to pull her into the pool. she went up then. and she was also rumoured to swim.

kyuwan and taeheun said "yay! yj wearing bikini!"

gross......

8pm. the Flasher was in da house! gambling they were, juz with ming hsuan in his trunks.... dancing like he wasnt dancing. they played blackjack and gambled 5cents or stuff...

minghsuan went to parkway in his trunks (and a t-shirt)

9pm. the girls left. all that was left (after a meal of mcdonalds) was taeheun, nesar and ming hsuan. we played monopoly singapore ed. minghsuan and taeheun were almost bankrupt, so they combined their $$.

10.30pm. yawns evrywhere. ming hsuan checked his phone (still in his trunks but with a shirt)

his mom called 4 times. his reason when he reached home at 11pm---

oh i fell asleep and at 10.30 min sean waked me up and told me it was late already......

haha and it ended like that, with MAMEE in my room.

so the next grand gathering is next year, 090909 in master's crush (sarah lah..) house.

maybe nxt yr we will have more bgr...

The Pirate (maplestory)

finally, a pirate ship has ascended from the depths of the maple ocean....
and the crew invaded the whole of victoria island!
(seriously- they hate maplers)
so w8 for the next patch (coming damn soon) and get ur pirate char!
req lv 10
req dex 20
location- the forest east of henesys...


meanwhile, 7eleven stores are selling the new limited edition pirate prepaid cards n slurpee cups and pirate ezlink stickers!!!

comic confidential2 issue10 2x the love.2x the politics.

MEANWHILE,
jason drived eugenesimjr home.
"bye, love of my life!!! i will miss u damn lot," gayjia and eugenesimjr said at the same time.
" lol, deja vu- same as 2008...." jason thought.

at home...
gayjia was editing her diary: 2day waz da worzt dey evur....
while jason was griefing at the pub at the first floor of their home- the raffles hotel.
then, sylvia arrived at the pub too. "hi godfather," she said to Mr Chua.
jason's jaw dropped. (for 2 particular reasons)
"hi jason," she said agn, this time to jason.

1. jason couldnt believe that mr chua was sylvia's godfather.
2. jason thinks that sylvia is hot

TBC

INvit@i0N

hahahaha.....
to all frens of me-
6Faith of TKP08
and a maniac- maple lurver
and master's crush- sms,
u all have been INVITED to my party tmr(13/11/08)
from 3pm to late nite....

HIGHLIGHTS
3~3:30pm arrival period- dump ur stuff @ me house
3:30~ 6:30pm GALA time {swimming, sk8boarding, parkwaying, movie-ing
sitting, etcetc} as a class 2gether
6:30~8pm shower and dinner (bring ur own bathing things)
8pm~late nite ~the INFORMAL prom nite~
jason n yj's proposal/ marriage
tv/movie
some performances
a visit to T3DDy's hideout
late nite onwards bye bye

HOUSE RULES
no swimming in the cordoned-off big pool
no usage of master's computer
no pushing jason and yijia onto my bed (as well as master's crush)
no foul manners in front of master's mom
bring an extra set of clothes
dinner- pizza hut
snacks- see taehoon and parkway

thats the brief plan........
class party of the year2008....

a grand day out

coming sooon...(not a movie)

it's like the last and best party of the year (apart from countdown2009)
for ppl who are frens of us.(not america, but i still bless them)
its happenning during november end to early december.
so pls tell evryone bout this brief idea of a kicking good day.

T3ddY

teddy's awards 2008- till master's b-day!

this is basically juz a poll to see what was best this year and maybe somehow relieved memories...

there are loads of catergories:

best TV show,

worst nightmare,

best date,

worst school day,

favourite youtube video,

most hated person,

etcetcetc.

so juz go to the left and vote! (PLS VOTE- SERIOUSLY)

comic confidential2 issue10. 2x the love.2x the politics.

mas selamat got real angry. " WHAT THE HELL????"

then smokes appeared over his head.

BOOM BOOM BOOM.

(jason gave him a fakey money- one milien dollars)

he raped yj.

"ahhh!! jason, i hate u damn lot!!" yj thought.

tbc.....

High School Musical 3: Senior Year

have u heard of high school musical? its about ppl singing and dancing in high school

theres this part- fabulous, something something something

bet on it bet on it BETTA ON ITT!

get ur head in the game, get'cha head in the game

bounce bounce bounce

nanananananananananana

crazy drama teachers

dancing basketball teams

w8, theres one more- the last one.

its all singing...

16 16 16 something

miles and miles and miles and, umm miles apart?

nvm

its juz awesome

and watch this crazy funny awesum video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEjuLuSiP_Q

rated G. 4/5. from Walt Disney Pictures. 24oct

Marina Barra9e (the 9 is a G)

this morning, me master went to visit the reservoir in the city, inthe middle of nowhere but construction thingys

haha it was damn cool- it can control floods and drown ppl
the water velly dirty u noe- got plastic bags flushed out of the dam

then also got alarm to scare ppl off one. they also gave free NEWater.
it opened on 1st Nov 08- alot of ppl come visit. the view damn nice- got a gallery exhibition too:)

this month's MAYHEM- November

holidaaaayyyssszzzz!!!- 15nov onwards
PSLE results- 20nov
PSLE afterlife- 21nov onwards
jason's marriage wif yijia- dunno
christmas festivity- mid nov
little red dot's big day out @ singapore zoo '08- 11nov

MOVIES
the 007 bond- Quantum of Solace- 5nov
madagascar escape 2 africa- 13nov
Beverly hills chihuahua- 20nov
what else?

teddy's awards2008- starts 10nov
:)

That confession thingy.

walao leh. how the heck did ur noe me master's 'secret'?
now he's gonna become evil again. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA not.
i oso dunno why lah.
but its truuuuuue.
but for sure- she lyks me bttr than master. evrytime master lend me to her, she hugged me till i almost die and also "molested" me. lol.

u noe, the first time master introduced me to her, when she came to me house, she wanted to bring me bac to her house and nvr returned me bac. boo hoo. then master knew she had a crush on me- bearis. (most likely)

and one more advice to the post down below----
always admit ur love/ crush to him/her. nvr hide it. that way ppl will tease u.
so the correct advice might be- dun admit into public. one by one can. surely they wun be evil and let the cat outta e bag.

what are all of u talkin bout?

ok. 1st things 1st. i'm gonna spend my nxt few minutes which were suppoosed to be my leisure time playin my lvl 50 hunter in maplestory....writin this piece of somewhat very IMPORTANT issue.

love. crushes. likiness. ***. what are all of these (not the last one lah- ignore it. i mean it- IGNORE the damn last one)? it's part of HUMAN NATURE (and maybe teddy nature too- ted likey pink teddy in maple)
and what is human nature? NOTHING much really. it's all in a complicated universal phenomeneon. everybody has it- cos u are plain o' HUMANS.

then why do ppl like specific someone-s make fun of another specific someone-s? cos they are mean o' EVIL. maybe not- maybe they are childish. babish. SPOILT. they are in another group of ppl called I-wan-my-mummy~s-when-i-get-hurt-backed~ed. so these ppl wif small specks of self-esteem always comes into ur relationship and tease u. well- dun fight back by giving excuses or reasons or fighting back literally. Ignore em. treat em like wad some normal parents which NAG at u (no offence) (well that is if u ignore them- otherwise just ignore them.)

another thing is when u have a crush- DO NOT EVER, EVER, (i mean it) EVER lie to him/her. eventually u could get urself into hot water and he/she will break up with u. the same thing goes to PRETENDING- dun pretend in front of others when u are near that special someone and say what- no, i dun like her. or- no, who the heck says so. he/she might think that u dun like him/her and feel upset and not want to be with u. all u have to do is to admit it all out.
(i know- i said i dun actually love sms(u-noe-who) but i thought through and i was wrong)

so stand upright- go to her(or him)- and tell her that u u-noe-wad-her. there's no need to hide or whatever. then when u're steady, u can both hav ur First kiss. and for the *** part- i dunno. taboo. bb

comic confidential 2- issue10 love.politics.

then, masselamat opened up the case of wad he supposed was a one million dollar worth of cold hard cash.

_________________________________________________
SINGAPORE ONE MILIEN DOLLARS SINGAPORE
$ 1000000 $
! o !

\__________/

lol
tbc. i gtg

the world famous miss korea (TM)

as seen in the sidebar

This was taken on the trip to melaka, malaysia when me master's fren wore a jaket like a girl- it's a HE. taeheun seyz "hi im miss korreeaa" then the tour guide start callin him that.

for added fun, ming hsuan wrapped his head up like a malay lady- u noe the head hat sometin like that? and he acted lk a F4Ggard.
lol

reported by the paparazzi from Hollywood, LA or sometin like that, like California. but it's still a paparazzi. (sounds like pizza- teddy wans eat!)

my Malacca Trip 1

lol. that's all i can say.

i went to some hist0ricle sites.

like the A'Famosa fort. the hill was tiring.

i bought a kris there, but mr tour guide say cannot bring to custom, so i re-climbed the hill to exchange it for other souveniers.
there were supposed to be 4 of the forts,connected by walls, but the british demolished 3 and leave 1 for hit0ricle purposes.

there were cannons that cant B00M anymore too.

interesting...